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I'm fascinated by Greta Garbo. My cat's named Greta, and I have a framed photograph of her from 1949.
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
I had a cat, though. I wanted to name the frogs, because I watched them grow, but there were too many.
A garden without cats, it will be generally agreed, can scarcely deserve to be called a garden at all.
If I show you pictures of my grandmother, what you see is these eyes - cat eyes - and high cheekbones.
Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens.
Bathsheba! to whom none ever said scat- No worthier cat Ever sat on a mat, Or caught a rat. Requiescat!
It takes your mind off things when there's a cat in your lip and he's purring while you're petting him.
I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.
I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.
I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with.
Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.
I have a cat and a dog. They don't really get along, but I think they get along when no one is looking.
If I really have nothing to do, I just watch my cats, take some photos, and go back to my personal blog.
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.
My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.
It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.
No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist.
...no cat out of its first fur can ever be deceived by appearances. Unlike human beings, who enjoy them.
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.
Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat.
A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.
Ted Cruz is the Schroedinger's cat of politicians. He is both eligible and not eligible to be president.
To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality
Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on." Mercy: "Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies.
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.
I'm hostile to men, I'm hostile to women, I'm hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches, I'm afraid of horses.
The cat does more for the war effort than you do. He acts as a hot-water bottle and saves fuel and power.
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
Cleaning cat litter is an unpleasant daily chore for me, but the DuraScoop makes it much less unpleasant.
Room to swing a cat, it seemed was absolutely essential. It was an infrequent but indispensable operation.
Cats are a very mysterious kind of folk. There is always more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Your basic person wants to talk about material culture, internet culture. I think about God, cats, nature.
If I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, surely our cats must go to heaven and sit on the arm of God's throne.
Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
I had - like a cat with nine lives, I've had so many different careers and tried so many different things.
The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.
Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves.