Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

I am terrified of things that go bump in the night. I don't like scary movies. I am a scaredy cat.

I do have 14 tattoos, but I also do come home every single night and watch reality TV with my cat.

I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.'

If you're curious, you'll probably be a good journalist because we follow our curiosity like cats.

You use to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat.

I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.

My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more.

Em, I am trying to have an important conversation!" shouted Seylin. "I will not change into a cat!

Little girls are like old cats. If they don't like you nothing on Earth will make them pretend to.

When Jace opened the greenhouse door, the scent hit Clary, soft as the padded blow of a cat's paw.

A medicine cat has no time for doubt. Put your energy into today and stop worrying about the past.

A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.

I played Big Mama in 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof' when I was 20 years old at the University of Michigan.

The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was CATS, for my birthday.

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

Creativity may have killed a few cats, but evolution certainly eliminated many more incurious ones.

A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine.

It is good to be a cynic - it is better to be a contented cat - and it is best not to exist at all.

Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee.

I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.

If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time.

He is proud of the lustre of his coat, and cannot endure that a hair of it shall lie the wrong way.

While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off.

I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls.

We [journalists] tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.

Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap?

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

...you never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege.

I was honored today with having a few stones, dirt, rotten eggs, and pieces of dead cat thrown at me

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

I would love to go into an animal's dream - like a lion's or a cat's. I'm sure that's pretty awesome.

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.

FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

The lack of imagination or invention most people display in naming pussies is almost beyond credence.

By perseverance the snail reached the ark. A mouse may find a hole, be the room ever so full of cats.

His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

You may not, cannot, appropriate beauty. It is the wealth of the eye, and a cat may gaze upon a king.

Perhaps a child, like a cat, is so much inside of himself that he does not see himself in the mirror.

Finer than any sand are dusts of gold that gleam, Vague starpoints, in the mystic iris of their eyes.

Young cat! If you keep Your eyes open enough, Oh, the stuff you will learn! The most wonderful stuff!

I'm more of a dog person. But I admire cats and their ability to take so much while giving so little.

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

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