In the ‘looks of disappointment’ department, my cat has picked up where my father left off.

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

I was drawn to his aloofness, the way cats gravitate toward people who’d rather avoid them.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

[A cat] will make itself the companion of your hours of work, of loneliness, or of sadness.

I have 3 kids and a cat and a busy, noisy house. I get more time to relax when I'm working.

There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage.

I do not believe that it is possible to teach a cat to obey; that is contrary to his nature.

From when I was born to when I was 21, I never left Toronto. That's why I'm such a city cat.

They say cats have nine lives. I've had 12 already and I don't know how many more I'll have.

Care to see your room?” -Bones Let me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat

I never wanted to be a statistic. I never wanted to be that cat who tried and never made it.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Knowledge is Power. Ignorance is Bliss. But curiosity—even if it had killed the cat—is king.

On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.

A cat likes to hear you calling him. He sits in a bush a yard from your shoes - and listens.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'

The Cat was a creature of absolute convictions, and his faith in his deductions never varied.

If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.

It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...

He picked the wrong profession. Should've stayed a prostitute. He'd have made millions. - Cat

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but her's curiosity could have massacred a pride of lions.

The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity.

If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.

If you want to reduce the rats, use the cats! If you want to reduce the fools, use the books!

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.

On my face extended flat I was walloped with a cat For listening at the key-hole of the door.

What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady.

These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice.

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.

The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.

Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries?

I would never wound a cat's feelings, no matter how downright aggressive I might be to humans.

No matter if it is a white cat or a black cat; as long as it can catch mice, it is a good cat.

Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?

Among human beings, a cat is merely a cat; among cats, a cat is a prowling shadow in a jungle.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.

The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs.

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