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My ginger tabby cat Oscar - he's got his own passport - he comes everywhere with me.
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.
What?" She drew herself up, stern as a cat presented with the wrong food for dinner.
A cat is only itself, representative of the strong forces of life that won't let go.
The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.
Only astrophysicists new about the Internet 20 years ago. Today my cat has a website.
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.
Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.
I grew up with such an affinity to cats. I adore the way that they think and operate.
Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love
You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'
I am not a cat lover. I am a dog lover - but I'm only a lover of hypoallergenic dogs.
Many expressions of a cat's feelings seem deeply related to the capture of live prey.
It was not I who was teaching my cat to gather rosebuds, but she who was teaching me.
Cats are peaceful and tranquil - they bring calmness with their serene personalities.
When my father died, I did not cry. When my cat died three days later, I cried a lot.
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.
For dogs we kings should have lions, and for cats, tigers. The great benefits a crown.
If a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.
Cats - a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists . . . least human of all creatures.
When a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness.
We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
Once [a cat] has given its love, what absolute confidence, what fidelity of affection!
I lie around the floor with my cats Billy and Jazz or watch DVDs with my best friends.
Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase.
[My kitten's] gambols are not to be described, and would be incredible, if they could.
I was very unfamiliar with YouTube; I thought it was the place for dog and cat videos.
Pike put down the cat. He slid from Pike's arms like molasses and puddled at his feet.
I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
In my mind it strolls, as well as in my apartment. A cat, strong, sweet and delightful.
I remember when I was a younger cat, I always thought the veteran guys talked too much.
We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.
If you gave wings to a cat, it would not condescend to be a bird. It would be an angel.
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
When addressed, a Gentleman Cat does not move a muscle. He looks as if he hasn't heard.
I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.'
If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.
I'm not one of those that can see the cat in the dairy and wonder what she's there for.
The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog?
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Choupette literally has the finest tuna, the finest of everything a cat could ever have.
Tyranny, like fog in the well known poem, often creeps in silently 'on little cat feet.'
In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.