Curiosity might have killed the cat, but little girls usually fared much better.

The cat which isn't let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard.

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

The cat has complete emotional honesty - an attribute not often found in humans.

Talking about the past is like a cat's trying to explain climbing down a ladder.

Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

I've learned to be one of the hardheadedest cats in the world. I've learned that.

If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub.

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

Are you an aberration to your species?' she cried. 'Cats don't look for approval!

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they men?

Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats.

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.

Don't expect to be able to upload your cat's brain into your Roomba any time soon.

It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish.

For every house is incomplete without him, and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

The thing about cats, as you may find, Is that no one knows what they have in mind.

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.

The cat makes himself the companion of your hours of solitude, melancholy and toil.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures.

[A cat] will lie the whole evening on your knee, purring and happy in your society.

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.

Of all our sunny world, i wish only for a garden sofa where a cat is sunning itself

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die.

I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat.

I've got allergy pills upstairs in my room, and it says 'For Cat Work' right on it.

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.

[My kitten] is dressed in a tortoise-shell suit, and I know you will delight in her.

I am allergic to cats, the cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small fury human.

In 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,' I couldn't take my eyes off Judith Anderson as Big Mama.

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

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