A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces!

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

There is a cunning which we in England call the rning of the cat in the pan.

If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

But thousands die without or this or that, Die, and endow a college or a cat.

My relationship with cats has saved me from a deadly and pervasive ignorance.

The banker rubs his nose, thinking of his cat stalking something on the lawn.

I mean, I'm humble... to me, I'm just a regular cat from Oakland, California.

I've always been a fan of hip hop and there are cats out there that I admire.

On tour I'm finding out that I am half gypsy, 40% vagabond, and 10 house cat.

There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually.

People under seventy and over seven are very unreliable if they are not cats.

Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.

You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.

Let us love dogs; let us love only dogs! Men and cats are unworthy creatures.

I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

You cannot expect everything even from the friendliest cat. It is still a cat.

A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original.

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

when I am feeling low all i have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

I was a young cat, and I was very fast, but I wasn't telling no kind of story.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Spay or neuter your dog or cat so our shelters don't fill at inexorable rates.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'

Your life is a Fellini film, lacking only Anita Ekberg with a cat on her head.

If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.

A cat cares for you only as a source of food, security and a place in the sun.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Live life to the fullest. It's too bad we're not cats...we only have one life.

Playing a violin is, after all, only scraping a cat's entrails with horsehair.

Chris Brown is brilliant. That cat is crazy brilliant, and I wish him the best.

I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.

After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.

Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk.

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

I used to buy records in high school. Mainly dancehall: Super Cat, Buju Banton.

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

I can hit the whiskers on a cat with a football from a distance of forty yards.

People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

Social media is like ancient Egypt: writing things on walls and worshiping cats.

Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat.

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