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Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself.
But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near.
A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat.
If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.
When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.
If curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought it back.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Cats seldom make mistakes, and they never make the same mistake twice.
You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car.
What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat?
Cats and I have an understanding, but we choose not to interact often.
A cat has to be in a very bad mood if a human cannot coax him to purr.
What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Trying to coach kindergarteners in soccer is like trying to herd cats.
What do you mean she left me the embryos? I'm supposed to get the cat.
Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
I feel so bad about my MBE now that I am going to tie it around my cat.
Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.
'Curiosity never killed this cat’ — that’s what I’d like as my epitaph.
Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
I can be singing about cat food and I'll make you think that I mean it.
I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?
Life is sometimes like a cat, the more you chase it the faster it runs.
Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.
Fighting should be left to dogs and cats and chickens, who can't reason.
Pray use both cats as sponges if it pleases you, infatuated infantryman.
Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode
You never saw such a crazy cat. 'Up the wall' took on a literal meaning.
Clark Gregg is so cool. He's a pretty cool cat. People are drawn to him.
I want to be a person that isn't surrounded by their mail and their cat.
One reason cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.
Cat tongues are awesome." --Nellie Gomez, The 39 Clues, Beyond The Grave
No one shall deny me my own conclusions, nor my cat her reflective purr.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, yes I do. You and your pussy cat nose.
I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
cats will be clean in a pigsty while pigs will be dirty in a marble hall.
As God is my witness, the more I deal with women, the more I like my cat.
It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming.
I myself think that to have a cat is more important than to have a Bible.
I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts.
There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.
I have a family and two cats; I get up with my kids early in the morning.
People don't choose or own cats. Cats choose the people they want to own.