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Wow," came a familiar voice, "Hypochondriac killed the cat." -Dess
The way I see it, a clever cat prowls but calls home occasionally.
... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.
You have learned enough to see that cats are much like you and me.
I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
The best model of a cat is another cat..., specially the same cat.
The vanity of man revolts from the serene indifference of the cat.
There's a good reason catas say me-ow rather than we-ow or you-ow.
While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity.
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
We cannot without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind.
I enjoy spending my spare time with my wife, our cat, and our bird.
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
I love animals and their behavior. I watch cat videos all the time.
It's true. I......I wanted to be born in the year of the cat......!
Cats are our last best chance to have a dysfunctional relationship.
One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.
It has become my mission to stop the insanity of wild cats as pets.
I was part of Quintuplets, I played a cat - this is my first drama.
Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf. ~Kane Tyler~
Hyphens, like cats, are capable of arousing tenderness or shudders.
The only true animal is a cat, and the only true cat is a gray cat.
We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one.
Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
There are many worse friends than the soft, silent, furry, cat-folk.
You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet.
I also believe, without any supporting evidence, that cats are evil.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
I don't have any children. I just have a cat, to my parents' dismay.
It had need to bee A wylie mouse that should breed in the cats eare.
We are often more merciful to our animals than we are to each other.
Actually, when I was little I even dreamed about riding a black cat.
When cats sat staring into the fire they were thinking out problems.
I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy
It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see.
God has made the cat to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.
You back a big cat into a corner and somebody is going to get bloody.
Put all the pervs in jail, bring back the birch and cat-o-nine tails.
The cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see.
Cleanliness in the cat world is usually a virtue put above godliness.
A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk.
I don't consider myself a fat cat. Don't make me out to be a fat cat.
Bach was a top harmonist geezer, which is why the jazz cats love him.
Any cat that misses a mouse pretends it was aiming for the dead leaf.
Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.
That's one of my favorite Matador records: Cat Power, 'You Are Free.'
I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.