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I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the '80s, and I was trying to look like George Michael. At the time, the ladies loved it, and I loved it too!
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to the clubs; there was no other place. Then somehow, the clubs became infiltrated by Dice Clay and Carrot Top types.
Hollywood, they make up these Latinos because they have a certain physical type or a certain name or whatever... It's not that easy. It's like me wanting to do a movie with an American actor, and I say, 'Hey listen, I have either Johnny Depp or Carrot Top.'