Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card.
Joe Mantello is the uber director. I wrote him a card tonight saying basically, 'Will you adopt me?'
Both sides go the bargaining table holding cards quite close to the chest and bluffing like crazy, .
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I am an immigrant with a Green Card and, therefore, I am not eligible to vote in a federal election.
But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.