Like this cake. It’s really very good. (Arik) As the girth to my hips will attest. (Geary)

If I could wave a magic wand, I would be a size 6 and still be able to eat cake every day.

By the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me, and I was jumping rope in my room.

"Forget Barbie, f-ck Nicki she's fake. She's on a diet", but my pockets eating cheese cake.

My cake is dough, but I'll in among the rest, Out of hope of all but my share of the feast.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake.

You can have your cake and eat it too and follow your passions, have a family, and be happy.

Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?

It's so much fun that the money is just icing on the cake. There seems to be a lot of icing.

I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake.

I think they're going to force us to eat lots of cake and then take an unreasonably long nap.

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it.

I baked the coffee cake recipe from 'The Joy of Cooking' over and over again when I was a kid.

You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake.

We all know to eat green vegetables and oily fish, but who does that? I'll have a cake, thanks.

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

[Boycott Oscar] is like crying about not having enough icing on your cake. It's just ridiculous.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too.

My favorite Aspen memory is saving an upside-down cake that had exploded from the high altitude.

You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.

If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.

I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal.

One of the cool things about 'Patti Cake$' is that it is about someone that is against stereotype.

Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them.

I am proud of my cake-making image but life is not that perfect. There are socks in my fruit bowl.

Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good.

I think to eat cake is very good for us, but it's the size of the slice and how often you have it.

I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

I thought Bones looked like a little slice of heaven, but you're the whole cake, aren't you, sugar?

I like cake, I swear a lot, and I hardly ever go to the hairdresser. I don't think I'm a movie star.

For a star like me to take a dance show and perform in front of the whole world was not a cake walk.

White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.

I do really good banana bread. And I make a chocolate cake with fudge icing that's bloody delicious.

I just want to write a great lyric and write a great song, and everything else is icing on the cake.

Chocolate fondant, creme brule, and sponge cake with jam, cream and fresh berries are always winners.

My childhood dream was to win the Olympics, and I've done that. Everything else is icing on the cake.

Really, how bad is eating a piece of cake? Being bad is murdering someone. That's bad. Don't do that.

Luna! Artemis! lovers' spats are icing on the cake! Your just showing off to us single people! -Minako

I have a habit of needing cake or chocolate when I get an energy dip around 4 P.M. I wish I could stop.

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake slathered with tangy cream-cheese frosting.

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

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