Culture is intangible. It's spiritual. You can't buy it.

You can't go to the store and buy a good ear and rhythm.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

Money may not buy happiness, but it can damn well give it!

All the money in the world can't buy you back good health.

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision.

Just because a stock is down doesn't mean it's a great buy.

It's a sad state when more people retweet than buy records.

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

People buy into my agenda. I don't buy into anyone's agenda.

Money doesn't buy happiness. But happiness isn't everything.

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

You should always use your Nobel prize money to buy property.

A friend you have to buy won't be worth what you pay for him.

I don't think actors need to go on pedestals. I don't buy it.

That rule about having to act one's age? I just don't buy it.

People don't buy tickets to a race to hear my political views.

Just because you can afford it doesn't mean you should buy it.

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

You must buy health insurance or pay the new Gestapo - the IRS.

I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.

I really think it is amazing that people actually buy software.

People buy a chair, and they don't really care who designed it.

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

If people buy my books for vanity, I consider it a tax on idiocy.

Don't look for the needle in the haystack. Just buy the haystack.

I'm half Jewish, half Scottish. It's hard for me to buy anything.

Naples is famous for its handmade ties so I always buy them there.

You've gotta really touch people to move them to buy your records.

When kids my age were picking up toy cars, I used to buy toy guns.

Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.

Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.

We want a Gateway to be the last computer our clients will ever buy.

Give ordinary folk the chance to buy the same things as rich people.

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.

Travel is the best and probably cheapest graduate school you can buy.

When I see something I like, I buy it, but I do not look for it madly.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I don't buy into this, 'Oh, poor us. We've got tough budget problems.'

I could buy an island. I could buy a private jet - but I have NetJets.

I have a fantastic relationship with money. I use it to buy my freedom.

There's one site where you can buy pictures of me for five bucks a pop.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

I buy very little of what's sold to me in the church. Very, very little.

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