I think that, every time you saw the word EBITDA, you should substitute the word "bullshit" earnings.

I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.

Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

No celebrity bullshit,no self promotion,an amazingly gifted player who remained an unaffected human being

Literary criticism is generally bunk. Nonsense. Usually based on self-serving post-intellectual bullshit.

I'm trying to give people the chance to put out their music without the bullshit pressures of other labels.

And as an afterthought, this too must be told: Some people have taken pure bullshit and turned it into gold.

Blood, especially fake, and guns, this is bullshit. It works in the movie, but on set it doesn't work for me.

So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter.

Know that Truth sees through bullshit. So if you can't handle looking at Truth, you must be a Devil's culprit.

The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.

Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about.

Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.

Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface.

That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away.

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

I was just getting tired of the image bullshit...that man of mystery trip and what have you. What's that all about?

A bet is a tax on bullshit; and it is a just tax, tribute paid by the bullshitters to those with genuine knowledge.

There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

They knew bullshit, and they knew about the ruling class; dying for a ruling class cause was almost always bullshit.

You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

The idea that America exists in a culture of violence is bullshit. What America exists in is a culture of Kardashian.

When I started, I decided to devote my life to it and not get sidetracked by all the other bullshit life has to offer

Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.

Believing your own bullshit is always a perilous activity, but never more fatal than for the owner of a start-up venture.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'

People often say 'I live for my art.' Bullshit! If you are given a talent it's to be used. It's not in the private domain.

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.

You think you know yourself, the world. You believe you've got a bead on everybody else's bullshit, but what about your own?

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this bullshit?

You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.

To me, Twitter seems like a way for people to just let the world know about the most mundane bullshit that crosses their mind.

I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should be afraid of.

I'm just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit and it worked. How can they be mad at that?

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit.

So many great people are dead, and so many assholes I know are still alive. Karma's bullshit. I wish it was true, but it ain't.

You need to quickly recognize when and why you're being spooned bullshit. That happens very often, but it happens for a reason.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

If you want to become enlightened, you've got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up your mind completely.

I’m a total atheist, and for me it’s just about trying to find something that rises above the banal day-to-day bullshit of living.

I couldn't imagine being a girl. The bullshit routine they had to go through just to get out the door consumed half of their lives.

If you are a straightforward racing driver you should always see your limits. You have to be objective and not come up with any bullshit.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

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