One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

If she was broken, she would slash him with her jagged edges, reckless as a drunkard with a shattered bottle.

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things out.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road.

I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away.

Then it was like a genie out of the bottle and it began to walk all on its own and in directions I did not want.

Breastfeeding should not be taboo - and bottle feeding should not be judged - it's ALL fun for the whole family.

Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

If you get to be a really big headliner, you have to be prepared for people throwing bottles at you in the night.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

The electron, as it leaves the atom, crystallises out of Schrodinger's mist like a genie emerging from his bottle.

The most important things are actually the easiest to obtain: great friends, good food, and a decent bottle of wine.

I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't make it junk.

Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine.

While it did smash, breaking a bottle over someone’s head requires a lot more force than movies had led me to believe.

Now aren't you glad I made you take a bath?" Bill asked. "One less bottle of eau de reekette punching holes in l'ozone.

I'm so in love with Chanel's perfume bottles. I grew up seeing my mom use Chanel No. 5, so it's quite sentimental to me.

When we won the title, I received gifts and cards, bottles of wine, and Champagne. When I was sacked, my house was full.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

Certainly we've seen the enormous changes across the whole of the Middle East. The democratic genie is out of the bottle.

Me not showing any emotion is not the best for me. I've tried that. It kind of bottles up, and then at some point explodes.

There are some pretty darn good bottles of wine for $50. I think I can tell that from a bottle of wine that costs $15 or $20.

In China, we had some buildings that looked like the White House or wine bottles. All they seemed to represent was bad taste.

If fitness came in a bottle,everyone would have a great body. Skip the quick fixes;hard work is what ensures lasting results!

Doing a scene is like opening a bottle. If it doesn't open one way, try another - perhaps even give it up for another bottle?

A maiden's first kiss cometh hard, yea, it is as the first olive out of a bottle, requiring much skill; but the rest are easy.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

When done right, music should breathe, be alive. It's not about getting it perfect, it's about capturing lightning in a bottle.

I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.

The British brand is so popular particularly in the US that they put the union jack flag on top of beer bottles because it sells.

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

The morality code that remains after the religion that produced it is rejected is like the perfume that lingers in an empty bottle.

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.

I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without bursting them.

I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father completely smashed.

I used to sleep on the floor in friends' rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple

I started writing everything down.I wrote for the same reason someone lost sticks a message in a bottle. I’m here. Help. Please find me.

Poems . . . are perfume bottles momentarily unstopped - what they release is volatile and will vanish, and yet it can be released again.

How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I will have to call a cab.

After Ive enjoyed a floral bouquet to its fullest, I drop a few petals in a bottle with distilled water to create my own soothing toner.

a society driven mainly by selfish individualism has all the potential for sustainability of a collection of angry scorpions in a bottle.

I have a stab wound on my left hip and one on my thigh and a slash mark across my right calf. I have a bottle stab wound on my left calf.

I always have mini bottles of Unbreakable, the fragrance I did with my husband. I'm Armenian, so I'm oily and always have blotting papers.

All this green stuff is great, it's great we don't have plastic bottles or plastic bags and all of that, but how about some great schools?

Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.’ (Talon)

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