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If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).
I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.
No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.
It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer.
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.
Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.
The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer. -Egyptian proverb, c. 2200 BCE
I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.
Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.
I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up.
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol.
I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.
I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.
I think it's refreshing that someone on TV can admit they drink beer, eat meat, and wear fur.
Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Swaying to new beats, hearing old favorites, and drinking expensive beer are ageless pastimes.
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.
I drink tea like Oliver Reed used to drink beer. I must get through about 12 to 15 cups a day.
Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.
Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals.
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
And ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
British Beatitudes! ... Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops.
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
I used to sit and draw in the evening with a couple of crates of beer. That makes the ideas flow.
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.