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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.
If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.
Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.
My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires.
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.
I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer.
Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years.
Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all.
When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.
Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.
Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.
The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.
Making new petroleum should be as simple and straightforward as brewing beer.
Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.
Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Veblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer.
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.
Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer
We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.
I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.