Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.
No, I never drink beer. I've never had a pint of lager in my life.
We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.
Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world.
Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!
Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.
Bud Light....the perfect beer for marketers about to lose their job.
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.
I'm celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo
I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.
Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day.
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.
I love the idea of having a beer with a lot of the musicians I admire.
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
At first I thought, beer's nasty. Then I found IPAs. They're delicious.
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet!
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
It's very British of me, but I'll always choose beer over anything else.
Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.
Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.
What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!
I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food.
What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!