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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke.
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport
I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.
[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.
In Canada, it's beer, hockey, and then everything else.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!
All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.
I can't eat bread, anything fried, or even drink a beer.
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire.
I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.
I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.
My body was built through years of good food - and beer.
My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.
Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us.
I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.
Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.
I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.
See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.
Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.
Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.
I'm off for a quiet pint - followed by fifteen noisy ones.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.