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The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.
I've never had beer. It smells so disgusting.
I don't drink beer, and I don't drink at home.
Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.
Books and beer are the best and worst defense.
If you don't know what else to do, drink beer.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
And I will make it felony to drink small beer.
I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.
I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.
You can cover a great deal of country in books.
I hate drugs. I drank a beer once and threw up.
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.
One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
I would think beer and football go hand in hand.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
I consider myself an authority on drinking beer.
I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.
We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
Always live your life with your biography in mind.
My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
I'm not really into beer, but I like tequila shots.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?
Beer is such an integral part of the Indian culture.
I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer.
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.
Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Gasman' was something I wrote on a beer mat in a pub.
something has been said for sobriety but very little.
Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.
Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.