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There were no tourists. Beer was illegal. There was only government television and no television on Thursdays or in the summer.
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.
I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face like the Michelin Man.
Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke.
That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.
Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more successful actor.
Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.
Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants.
Obviously a lot has gone on, and I feel I am different person, I haven't had a beer since New Year's, which is pretty big for me.
Medalla is Puerto Rico's national treasure, as I call it. It's a Puerto Rican national beer - a great light beer for a beach day.
Going on tour, you don't have a lot of time to mull things over. You're just kind of, "Another beer, another show, another song."
The British brand is so popular particularly in the US that they put the union jack flag on top of beer bottles because it sells.
Good people drink good beer. Just look around any public barroom and you will see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.
There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is another question.
Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.
What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans?
After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football.
If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.
The egg creams of Avenue A in New York and the root beer float....are among the high points of American gastronomic inventiveness.
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer.
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly
I could take a cemetery and make all the tombstones beer companies. There's a lot of craft beers that came and went. A lot of them.
I use no Porter ... in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality.
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.
If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, 'Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it.'
I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I've never had hard liquor, I've never had a whiskey drink in my life. I just don't like it.
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.
I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities.
I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success, I can afford to drink wine.
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.
I had my own youth. I had fun playing in the amateurs, going out with my friends on the weekend, drinking a beer, that sort of thing.
When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.
We've shared good (times) We've shared good fries We've shared good (beers) But never goodbyes... Till now Mind how you go, good buddy
In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite and loving one's neighbor.
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?