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You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.
How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
Obama doesn't seem like a burger and a beer kind of guy. I have to say, I don't find that problematic at all.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
I did the commercials for Gillette during the World Series and at one point I had 27 different beer contracts.
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road.
I haven't had a very good day. I think I might still be hung over and everyone's dead and my root beer's gone.
A bee rose up from a sun-filled paper cup, off to make slum honey from some diet root beer it had found inside.
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer.
Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time.
It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors.
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
My films are like drinking a good beer, but pleasure doesn't mean that it cannot change someone's point of view.
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.
People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke in me.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets.
One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs
I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can
None of my friends are big posters - we're old school. We text, phone and meet up and have a beer or have a curry.
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget.
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.
I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars.
I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.
You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing.
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.
Boughs have their fruit and blossom At all times of the year; Rivers are running over With red beer and brown beer.
I'm not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it's a champagne, right? It's not my vibe.
I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date.
I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.
I find the only thing that really stands up, better than gambling, better than booze, better than women, is reading.
I'm a very feminine man. I like feminine things. I don't go to strip clubs. I don't drink beer. I don't play sports.
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.
Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill with beer.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.