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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.

If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!

I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I'm not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don't really have time.

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?

America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal.

Deep-seated preferences cannot be argued about - you cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!

Good God, if our civilization were to sober up for a couple of days it'd die of remorse on the third.

You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table.

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.

I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less.

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.

I had to give up a lot of foods that I'm accustomed to eating: dairy products, beer, wine, spicy food.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water.

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

Unfortunately, beer was only a short-term answer. And head transplants had yet to be approved by the FDA.

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.

I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

Knowing I lov'd my books, he furnish'd me From mine own library with volumes that I prize above my dukedom.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Let me assure you that I am not satisfied making $40-$50 million on the same volume of beer (as) CUB sells.

I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers.

I wish life was not so short. Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

I would rather be having a burger and beers with my mates but I can't do that when I know I've got to dance.

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

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