I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

I like beer.

Beer is nasty.

I have a beer belly.

I drink a lot of beer.

Think beer; drink beer.

Beer makes people deaf.

Never ask for 'a beer.'

Draft beer, not people.

Leave no stone unturned.

I have respect for beer.

I'm a big root beer guy.

Put it back in the horse!

I hate wine. I like beer!

Cold beer is bottled God.

Beer soothes the upset soul.

Good people drink good beer.

I cannot live without books.

Payday came and with it beer

I've never, ever tasted beer.

Beer is prose. Wine is poetry.

I drink for the thirst to come.

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

I can't stand the smell of beer.

Let no man thirst for good beer.

Life's not all beer and skittles

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

There are a lot of carbs in beer.

He that drinks beer, thinks beer.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Fermentation equals civilization.

I let my drinking do the talking.

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

Life isn't all beer and skittles.

Your very silence shows you agree.

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

I do not drink more than a sponge.

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

Always store beer in a dark place.

Wine is like beer except different.

The beer tastes better when you win

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

Drinking is a way of ending the day.

They who drink beer will think beer.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

Homer no function beer well without.

I cannot stand beer. But I love wine.

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.

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