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I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
I like beer.
Beer is nasty.
I have a beer belly.
I drink a lot of beer.
Think beer; drink beer.
Beer makes people deaf.
Never ask for 'a beer.'
Draft beer, not people.
Leave no stone unturned.
I have respect for beer.
I'm a big root beer guy.
Put it back in the horse!
I hate wine. I like beer!
Cold beer is bottled God.
Beer soothes the upset soul.
Good people drink good beer.
I cannot live without books.
Payday came and with it beer
I've never, ever tasted beer.
Beer is prose. Wine is poetry.
I drink for the thirst to come.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
I can't stand the smell of beer.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
Life's not all beer and skittles
Beer is made by men, wine by God.
There are a lot of carbs in beer.
He that drinks beer, thinks beer.
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
Fermentation equals civilization.
I let my drinking do the talking.
Life ain't all beer and skittles.
Life isn't all beer and skittles.
Your very silence shows you agree.
Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.
I do not drink more than a sponge.
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
Always store beer in a dark place.
Wine is like beer except different.
The beer tastes better when you win
If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am !
Drinking is a way of ending the day.
They who drink beer will think beer.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Homer no function beer well without.
I cannot stand beer. But I love wine.
Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.