I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.

They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get out of.

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

If I listened to my critics, I would still be at home under my bed right now.

My pets are very supportive, as they curl up in their beds underneath my desk.

Before I had my child, animals were my life. I slept with four dogs in my bed.

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

I have a nice apartment now that's all taken care of. I make my bed every day.

When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

In our natural Adamic state, we are not on our sick beds. We are in the grave.

I don't throw lavish parties or nothing like that - I just want a bed and a TV.

If there be a regal solitude, it is a sick-bed. How the patient lords it there!

Running clears my mind, and gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

We must wake up knowing we have work to do and go to bed knowing we've done it.

Just lying in my big bed with Frette sheets. Oh my god, there's nothing better.

On his Hannibal Lector mask: I've got it at home. I wear it to bed every night.

If you can't get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

This is the sad bed of chosen chastity because you are miles and mountains away.

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really.

When things get bad enough, your only resort is to lie in bed and start praying.

If you go to bed at 10:00 and get up by 6:00 A.M., things will work out for you.

To stand by the beds at sunrise and see the flowers awake is a heavenly delight.

For me, art history is like a feather bed - you fall into it and it catches you.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

I go to bed every night thinking about all the possible ways that I can succeed.

My favorite piece of furniture is my bed, cause' it's fluffy and so comfortable!

Life is always either; a tight -rope or a feather-bed . — Give me the tightrope.

Daybreak is a never-ending glory; getting out of bed is a never ending nuisance.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is.

I like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me.

The call of God is what gets you out of bed everyday, not a burden for something.

What is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace

When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do.

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.

I keep vampire hours, going to bed at 2 A.M. and waking up at about 10:30-11 A.M.

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.

The loveliest fairy in the world; and her name is Mrs Do as you would bed one by.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

I don't think [Fifty Shades of Grey is] a model for anything. Except maybe in bed.

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