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The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.
Three jolly huntsmen, In coats of red, Rode their horses Up to bed.
You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid.
Never go to bed with someone whose problems are greater than yours.
Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.
It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company.
Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.
Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.
I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
- How is he in bed? Gladiator or poet? - Hmmm... A poetic gladiator.
I didn't exercise. I worked all the time, went home and went to bed.
I yield to nobody in my admiration for God, but he's no good in bed.
I think everyone should go to bed like they have a date at the door.
Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.
Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.
Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street
I just can't. I'm married. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it.
I crocheted a blanket larger than a king-size bed. I just kept going.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.
You've got to have style, it helps you get out of bed in the morning.
I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.
I hope that I am still racing at 50, as long as I can get out of bed.
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
Thirst of wealth no quiet knows, But near the death-bed fierce grows.
Believe me, those great death bed speeches are written ahead of time.
There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.
Oh, it's nice to get up in the mornin', But it's nicer to lie in bed.
Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.
Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.
I thank god that I can say on my death bed that I am a virtuous woman.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.
I would never do a role where I'm naked in bed with a chick having sex.
… and we are in bed together laughing and we don’t care about anything.
After my kids go to bed, I check email. It's about having that balance.
And he that will go to bed sober, Falls with the leaf still in October.
It's a joy to work where I live, and come home and sleep in my own bed.
Lady Madonna lying on the bed Listen to the music playing in your head.
Half the joys and half the sorrows of this world are discovered in bed.
Don't get married to an actress, because they're also actresses in bed.
I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball.
You must bring great resolve to your work. It's not all a bed of roses.