I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.

We rise with the lark and go to bed with the lamb.

I wake up at 5 a.m. every day and go to bed early.

He who take cookie to bed have crummy night ahead.

Beds last on an average much longer than marriages.

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

To go to bed after midnight is to go to bed betimes

I never get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

To rise with the lark, and go to bed with the lamb.

I would rather be lying in a bed than changing one.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

Flattery is a lie covered in a bed of flowery words.

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life.

It was such a beautiful day I decided to stay in bed.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

What's done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed.

Rather go to bed without dinner than to rise in debt.

Every woman over fifty should stay in bed until noon.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

When one begins to turn in bed, it is time to get up.

I would stay in bed and get an extra 10 minutes sleep

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

My love's manners in bed are not to be discussed by me

I think even lying on my bed I can still do something.

I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine.

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.

Whether you're in bed or in court, everybody gets off.

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.

I never kissed my father until he was on his death bed.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

There is no such thing as a bed of roses all your life.

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

Growing up in the streets of Bed-Stuy, it was hard, yo.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

I drink a ton of water. And I never go to bed too full.

To the table or to bed, you must come when you are bid.

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

the greatest luxury I know is sitting up reading in bed.

Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead.

It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.

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