Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.

If this were a different time, a different place, I would take you to bed with me and make love to you for days.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed.

When the friends we love the best Lie in their churchyard bed, We must not cry too bitterly Over the happy dead.

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

When I sleep I sleep and do not dream because it is as well that I am what I seem when I am in my bed and dream.

When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why.

Most people don't do something seminal. I've done it twice: with my tent and my bed. Picasso did it with Cubism.

Every apartment I've ever lived in has had a space to make, create, and get stuff done within eyesight of my bed.

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

You just can't wake up out of bed and think you can figure out a gym. You definitely need some personal training.

There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.

Whatever stress some may lay upon it, a death-bed repentance is but a weak and slender plank to trust our all on.

If a man confessed anything on his death bed, it was the truth; for no man could stare death in the face and lie.

Apparently, if you live until 75, you'll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress.

You can always wake up on the wrong side of the bed and, boo-hiss, everyone suffers. We can all be temperamental.

Here's who it's okay to share a bed with: . . . A heating pad. An empty bag of pita chips. The love of your life.

I'm that person: I will literally do everything to not get out of bed, so I have alarms set for every 15 minutes.

The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down.

I was in my bed trying to figure out why sometimes you can wake up and go back to sleep and other times you can't

For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the grave; in bed, beauty before goodness.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

Get your priorities straight. No one ever said on his death bed, 'Gee, if I'd only spent more time at the office.'

I sat up in bed. My T-shirt was soaking wet. My pillow was wet. My hair was wet. And my room was sticky and humid.

My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.

As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom.

There's enough time in the day: If you go to bed at 10 and start your day at 6, there's a lot you can do in a day!

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.

I feel happy and secure when I'm on my bed with a good book... I forget everything which is terrible in our world.

When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. I would stand at my door, turn the light off and dive into bed.

My appearance when I show up at the salon after washing my hair and going to bed the night before is my true self.

As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less, Who goes to bed with whom.

I wake up, eat, make a beat. Play Xbox, make another beat and go to bed. Occasionally do something. I rarely party.

Love wants to enjoy in other ways the human being whom it has enjoyed in bed; it looks forward to having breakfast.

I don't clean, I don't make the bed. I spend my salary. I worry a lot. I just don't worry about socks on the floor.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

The true poet is all the time a visionary and whether with friends or not, as much alone as a man on his death bed.

You look in my room and it looks neat enough but if you dared to look under my bed or in my closet, oh what a mess!

Traveling around the world is really strenuous for me, being in a different bed every night, flying and everything.

I can't fathom writers married to writers and musicians married to musicians. There's your enemy in bed beside you.

I'm a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at night.

Nicely done, brother," said Gabriel from the bed, blinking sleepy green eyes at Gideon. Gideon threw a scone at him.

If I could have just 1 per cent of the money spent on global armaments, no one in this world would go to bed hungry.

They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

Jane Austen: Getting into her books is like getting in bed with a cadaver. Something vital is lacking; namely, life.

You look in my room and it looks neat enough, but if you dared to look under my bed or in my closet, oh what a mess!

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