There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleepy and getting up when they are!

I think I'm quite a lazy person, actually. If I'm not careful, I could just stay in bed all day.

Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.

Heaven deliver us, what's a poet? Something that can't go to bed without making a song about it.

Do three things each night before you go to bed: read a poem, read a short story, read an essay.

Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

We all have a great time. And then I go to bed, get up and do it all over again. I like my life.

I think I’m quite a lazy person, actually. If I’m not careful, I could just stay in bed all day.

Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

This is how magic is done. By hurling yourself into the abyss and discovering its a feather bed.

I spend a lot of time in bed when I'm off. But if I'm feeling adventurous, I'll go to a gallery.

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.

The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?

You ever want me to show you what it's like to have a man in your bed, you know where to find me.

The only two places where I can read for long stretches are in airplanes and in bed at nighttime.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

Up late talking to the fans on a website, That's the only thing that send ya man off to bed right

If I was to listen and pay attention to everyone that criticized me, I'd stay home under the bed.

I swear by my Clarisonic Mia 2! I use it every morning when I wake up and every night before bed.

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

My favorite city is anything close to home. Anytime I can sleep in my own bed, that's a good one.

If from thy secret bed Of luxury unbidden offspring rise, Let them be kindly welcom'd to the day.

For me being depressed means you can spend all day in bed, and still not get a good night's rest.

I feel pretty good when I get out of bed in the morning. I don't feel all beat up, which is nice.

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.

I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

Really, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

I never liked sleeping in the dark. I have, like, twinkle stars around my bed, so it's not so bad.

I go to bed late. My mind starts going at night - that's when those creative juices begin flowing.

It felt almost rude to ignore toe pretty white bed, but we just weren’t going to make it that far.

The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.

If you were foolish enough to sing all the summer, you must dance supperless to bed in the winter.

The headlong stream is termed violent But the river bed hemming it in is Termed violent by no one.

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

My own remedy is always to eat, just before I step into bed, a hot roasted onion, if I have a cold.

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.

And what can still delight an inert stone except to become, once more, the bed of a raging torrent?

I don't need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you're in it.

The best thoughts most often come in the morning after waking, while still in bed or while walking.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

I went to an amazing school in Brooklyn called St. Anne's that's a really kind of creative hot bed.

There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet.

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