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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard.
Nobody has ever said to me that I was pretty, 'til I met Peter Beard.
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that indeed I am a man.
You know what I like about a beard? You can always look contemplative.
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible.
He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid.
Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
I have never forced anyone to offer prayers in the team or to keep a beard.
I'm not one of those guys who is going to dye his beard. I'm not that vain.
Pretty much every other question I get from fans is about my hair and beard.
I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude.
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.
Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.
You know, I'm an egg-heady scientist with a large beard and like Birkenstocks.
Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.
I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.
I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.
Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.
They say you look ten pounds heavier on TV, but it makes your beard look longer.
If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.
Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
If any of my characters require me to blacken my beard I do it, otherwise I don't.
I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.
It gets weird with people wanting to touch my hair and beard boundaries, you know?
I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted.
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.
The older I get, the more grays are popping out. They're definitely all over my beard.
Dishonor is like the Aaron's Beard in the hedgerows; it can only poison if it be plucked.
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
If there's two things I will never do, it would be grow a beard and pick up the uke again.
If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped.
It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.
There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard.
If you have a beard, I would suggest putting glitter on it, because it will make you look fancy.
I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard.
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.
Sure I believe in God and the Devil, but they don't have to have pitchforks and a long white beard.
I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.