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Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.
I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?
The pool table, like bathroom graffiti and horrible lighting, is a dive bar staple.
It's actually one of the hardest things for trans people, is to go to the bathroom.
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)
Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."
Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.
I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.
After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.
There were eleven kids, and we all shared a bathroom. It was enough to drive us all insane.
I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners.
These people who build houses with 13 bathrooms and so on, there's something wrong with them.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
First time I sang, I was singing Alicia Keys in the bathroom of my mom's beauty shop. I was six.
I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom.
As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.
A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style.
I was a 'bathroom actor' and people used to laugh at me, listening to my lofty aims and ambitions.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
My house always had at least 14 people in it. And one bathroom. So I didn't really want to be home.
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.
I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face.
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!
People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced.
Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom!
In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.
At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I've failed.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
These diva wide receivers want to go to the bathroom. As a defensive lineman, we didn't go to the bathroom.
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.
Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom.
My bag always weighs a ton. I carry my whole bathroom with me. You never know what's going to happen in a day!
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
I was born in a 10x10 room of a chawl, and we shared a common bathroom with other people in the neighbourhood.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.
Ladies, I urge you never to buy a black bathroom suite. 'CBB' decided this would be glamorous. 'CBB' was wrong.
I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.