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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?
I saw my first indoor bathroom when I was 9.
I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom.
Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
I like kitchens. I'm a kitchen and bathroom freak.
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom.
All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
I am a terrible singer. At best I am a bathroom singer.
Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.
Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.
Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom
I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.
Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.
A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.
The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.
The angle we give the bathroom mirror is always meant to flatter.
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush.
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.
I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.
Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.
The only time it gets weird is which bathroom do I go into sometimes.
We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.
The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.
Guys always follow me into the bathroom and ask for pictures and stuff.
At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
Like a bathroom singer, I am a closet artist, but you need time to paint.
I grew up in Gladstone, Alabama, on a dirt road, with an outside bathroom.
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.
If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom.
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!
I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.
I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.
It's not uncommon in South Korea for a building to not have a women's bathroom.
I love a bathroom and fluffy bathrobe. Bear Grylls and camping... that's not me!
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.