The most overrated underrated player in baseball.

It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two!

We're the best team in baseball, but not by much.

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.

Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball

I think there are some players born to play ball.

I'm working on a new pitch. It's called a strike.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

[On softball:] Diamonds are a dyke's best friend.

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

I didn't know whether to laugh, s*it, or go blind!

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

Baseball fans are pedants, there is no other kind.

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus.

Right now I'm just trying to be baseball-oriented.

Those people don't know how tough that really was.

Baseball is a boy's game that makes grown men cry.

Baseball teaches that errors are part of the game.

If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.

Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

If I could run like Mantle I'd hit .400 every year!

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.

I was born to hit a baseball. I can hit a baseball.

For me, baseball is about, again, the team winning.

I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.

I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

I owe baseball. Baseball don't owe me a damn thing.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Baseball is more than a game to me, it's a religon.

I keep my eys clear and I hit 'em where they ain't.

I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.

Baseball changes through the years. It gets milder.

A man has to have goals - for a day, for a lifetime.

Baseball is a game-I just go out there and enjoy it.

So you have to be more mentally focused in baseball.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

That's the game of baseball - amazing things happen.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers

I'm a baseball player, I'm not a political activist.

Baseball is more than a game to me, it's a religion.

They don't know who I was or that I played baseball.

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