He slides into second with a stand-up double.

Hey Yog, what time is it? You mean right now?

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

I never saw a player who had greater promise.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

Here lies Mickey Mantle. Banned from baseball.

I have a love of baseball and a love of music.

I wanted to be a professional baseball player.

Three more saves and he ties John the Baptist.

There is no defense against the base on balls.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I don't care who you are, you hear those boos.

To me, baseball is not a game, but a religion.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Friendships are forgotten when the game begins.

They ought to create a new league for that guy.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

The game of baseball is a clean, straight game.

There's nothing bad that accrues from baseball.

Baseball is a game, yes. It is also a business.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

I never saw him fight. I never saw Billy fight.

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

They usually show movies on a flight like that.

Whatever we do, make sure we clean up baseball.

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.

McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

I've heard about you. I've heard about you, too.

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.

In baseball, you're always moving people around.

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

There is but one game and that game is baseball.

If I was traded to the Giants, I'd quit baseball

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

Baseball was the darling of all sports back then.

A good umpire is the umpire you don't even notice

Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back.

Never permit the pressure to exceed the pleasure.

Jesus Christ. If he can play, I got to play, too.

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