Right now I like baseball, hockey and tennis players. And horseback riders.

That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.

In baseball, I was always in control of everything until I let the ball go.

I hate all hitters. I start a game mad and I stay that way until it's over.

Baseball has changed dramatically since I began my tenure with the Yankees.

I don't see pitches down the middle anymore - not even in batting practice.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

Baseball is simply my platform to elevate Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior.

Baseball games are like snowflakes and fingerprints, no two are ever alike.

You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.

When I came into baseball, I had one goal for my career - the Hall of Fame.

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

I can't remember, I wish I could remember the first time I bet on baseball.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

I wasn't ever good enough to be on the baseball team and that sort of stuff.

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

Baseball's still a game. I don't want it to be work. I want it to be a game.

Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.

The strongest thing that baseball has going for it today are its yesterdays.

What a player does best, he should practice least. Practice is for problems.

Baseball is all about pitching, and we know we have to improve our pitching.

Playing baseball was my dream, and no amount of money could sway my opinion.

Baseball player. Yeah, that was my dream before acting, or alongside acting.

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

I don't care where you are, but the fans only remember your last time at bat.

I get a kick out of watching him. Everything he does has that extra flourish.

Making love is like hitting a baseball. You just gotta relax and concentrate.

I eye Chuy like a pitcher in baseball does when a guy leads too far off base.

The genius of our institutions is democratic - baseball is a democratic game.

Nowadays, they have more trouble packing hair dryers than baseball equipment.

The genius of our institutions is democratic - baseball is a democratic game.

Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes

I love baseball so much, ever since I was a child playing during the summers.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball's wounds are self-inflicted.

If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery.

I'll play baseball for the Army or fight for it, whatever they want me to do.

I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.

Baseball has long been a national pastime that many Americans have cherished.

Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the Gods.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench.

When I was fifteen I believed that sex was nearly the same thing as softball.

If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game.

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.

When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball."

To my sick little pal. I will try to knock you another homer, maybe two today.

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