You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

If you play well on the field, everything will take care of itself.

Cuba wants to get rid of a dictator, and baseball needs a dictator.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

I guess my thermometer for my baseball fever is still a goose bump.

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

Baseball is more than a game. It's like life played out on a field.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I know a lot about baseball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.

Baseball was socially relevant, and so was my rebellion against it.

I wasn't really serious about acting - I was serious about baseball

Long distance running is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

There are only two places in this league, First Place and No Place.

Basketball is a game. Baseball is a religion. Baseball is American.

I would rather beat the Yankees regularly than pitch a no hit game.

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

Baseball is sunshine, green grass, fathers and sons, our rural past.

I really love the togetherness in baseball. That's a real true love.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

It was a terrible day for baseball, it was a worse day for Congress.

I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball.

I wasn't really serious about acting - I was serious about baseball.

I want to be remembered as a ballplayer who gave all he had to give.

They should move 1st base back a foot to avoid all those close plays

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

I don't believe there's a baseball job that I couldn't take care of.

I think it's a natural fit, major league baseball and country music.

Even though I play a professional sport now, I love college baseball

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

I love to play this game of baseball. I love putting on the uniform.

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!

One of the hardest things in life to accept is a called third strike.

Never root for a team whose uniforms have elastic stretch waistbands.

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

Baseball was, is and always will be to me the best game in the world.

It's hard to get guys out when you have nothing to get them out with.

I don't get it when people complain that baseball games are too long.

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

Even though I play a professional sport now, I love college baseball.

Stan Hack has as many friends in baseball as Leo Durocher has enemies

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.

To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.

You know what God told the Cubs? Don't do anything until I come back.

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