There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins.

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

I lived in Koreatown for five years, and I lived blocks away from about seven karaoke bars.

It is the absence of bars that makes a beast free - but only the truth can make a man free.

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.

To hang out in a gay bar or put on a sequined halter top makes me feel like a total person.

Paul Simon started piling up a lot of words, more than the bar could handle, and I stopped!

That's where it all started for me, in clubs and bars, and I don't ever wanna outgrow that.

You don't remember the times your dad held your handle bars. You remember the day he let go.

I'm that person in the bar who's like, "Can they turn the music down? I would like to chat."

Behind bars, everyone's an inmate. Everybody has their skeletons; everybody has their story.

The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

When I was a kid, I reckoned things in Hershey bars. Is this worth three Hershey bars to me?

I went to tranny bars and kind of got used to being around that and then getting dressed up.

I don't go to rock bars. Why would I go to rock bars? I can do that every night; it's boring.

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish?

The canary is like a man's soul. It sees bars around it, but instead of despairing, it sings.

I was never just a 'fill in 16 bars on a beat' rapper. I was making real songs from the jump.

No one can bar the road to truth, and to advance its cause I am prepared to accept even death.

People are not just going to bars and meeting people; they're connecting through social media.

To be human is to keep rattling the bars of the cage of existence, hollering, 'What's it for?'

But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars.

In New York, I find people so courteous and so generous. Free drinks in bars. Free taxi rides.

A complacent satisfaction with present knowledge is the chief bar to the pursuit of knowledge.

I've always had the dream of going to New Zealand and meeting a lovely New Zealander in a bar.

I have been going to the gym instead of the bar, trying to get back down to my fighting weight.

To be really happy, we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow.

The more games you get, the more confidence you gain. I started to set the bar high for myself.

What I'm sowing today, I be reaping tomorrow So here's some joyful bars, to replace your sorrow.

Kind Bars are my lifesaver. They are so convenient for my on-the-go lifestyle and are delicious!

It is by acts, and not by ideas, that people ensure the bar down the street cannot have a patio.

Lincoln, steeped in the Bible and Shakespeare, set an impossibly high bar for presidential prose.

Just because I was out at the bars all the time didn't mean I wasn't looking for someone to love.

A woman of 40 or 50 or 60 can take estrogen replacements, get facelifts, spend her money in bars.

I don't relax. My main relaxation is meeting illustrators and publishers in restaurants and bars.

You can raise the bar or you can wait for others to raise it, but it's getting raised regardless.

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

Farrell's Bar in Brooklyn had urinals so large they looked like shower stalls for Toulouse-Lautrec.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

When I sang in bars and weddings, where you have to fight to be heard, you gain incredible humility.

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

The walls, the bars, the guns and the guards can never encircle or hold down the idea of the people.

It is likely to make us think we are not caged. We cannot feel the bars unless we push against them.

It turns out, the bikers and the truckers and people in dive bars are the nicest people in the world.

An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site.

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.

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