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A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.
If you're younger, you shouldn't be spending all your cash at a bar.
Parenting is the greatest of hum-a-few-bars-and-I'll-fake-it skills.
I really kind of set the bar really low, so I don't get disappointed.
I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?
Kill your television. Throw it out the darn window. Watch PBS in a bar.
Many of us are in are in our own prisons that aren't made of iron bars.
I can't raise the bar of others if I haven't raised the bar for myself.
I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me.
Two men look out the same prison bars; one sees mud and the other stars.
If you're going to get into music, you've got to learn the 12-bar blues.
Bars can't be everything to everyone. They must be everything to someone.
Use the negativity with a space bar. Don't be Empty Trash. @#&$¥£€%*+=[] .
I hear how Drew Barrymore grew up going to the bars - I was never allowed.
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.
A light hand is one which never feels the contact of the bit with the bars.
I'll never understand those greasy little deep-fried wings most bars serve.
I do like candy bars, but if I have more than a couple of them I break out.
No padlocks, bolts, or bars can secure a maiden better than her own reserve.
I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
I grew up doing live tours and playing in bars, so it was what I love to do.
I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
My first bars were about wrestling! That was basically all I knew back then.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
Don't raise the bar and narrow the gap, but narrow the gap to raise the bar.
Every man in the back of their minds would like to own a bar or a racehorse.
I'm of the people in the bar and the people in my stories. They are my tribe.
I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early.
I know a lot about Canadian politics. I lived in Canadian bars for six years.
Dance bars are seen as the place where gangsters go to relax and spend money.
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars.
Bars are about experience and interaction; so often, the people make the bar.
There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.
I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips.
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting
If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good.
Well, folks. That's the greatest open in the history of television -- bar none!
The wild, cruel beast is not behind the bars of the cage. He is in front of it.
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting.
I'm a homebody. I'd rather be in the kitchen cooking than hanging out in a bar.
Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.
In my garden, care stops at the gate and gazes at me wistfully through the bars.
Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.
We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars
Self-condemnation is God's absolution; and pleading guilty, acquittal at his bar.
I just travel the world with my backpack and my cameras and a bunch of Clif bars.
I was a big fighter when I was younger. In bars I was ready to explode and fight.
I used to go into bars on my days off, and I decided that wasn't too good for me.