Barn's burnt down...now I can see the moon.

I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door

The moon is brighter since the barn burned.

It's no use closing the barn door after the horse is gone.

I like a man who likes to see a fine barn as well as a good tragedy.

If someone as blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

If Christ can die in a barn, I think the death of a human in a van is not so bad.

Once you've seen the signs about the barn, it becomes impossible to see the barn.

You are the one. Solid the spaces lean on, envious. You are the baby in the barn.

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.

The promises of God are samples of what is promised; as a handful of wheat is of the barn.

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time.

I am always humbled by the infite ingenuity of the Lord, who can make a red barn cast a blue shadow.

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only home when he's there.

If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone

I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.

My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

having considerable mind, changing it became almost as ponderous an operation as moving a barn, although not nearly so stable.

I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.

I milked, of course, and did some work around the barn, and tried not to think about Brian, which was like trying not to breathe.

In every creepy movie ever made, the barn is the prime nesting ground for the things you don't know you're looking for and always regret finding.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

A little and a little, collected together, becomes a great deal; the heap in the barn consists of single grains, and drop and drop make the inundation.

No one is born a Communist... in the Soviet Union farmers keep on looking in the barn for their horses even after they have given them to the collective.

I compare myself to a good barn. You can have a good barn, and if you paint it, it looks a little better. But if you take the paint off, it's still a good barn.

I have a big barn that I converted to my music studio, so I go there early in the morning and the first thing I do is rowing. And that's when I listen to a lot of music.

The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central.

I need an endorphin boost.” “And making out in an abandoned barn with me will give you one?” “No, it will probably put me in an endorphin coma, and I’m more than happy to test the theory.

Our sister Alma was the best hitter in the family. We used to soak corn cobs in water so they wouldnt fly so far when we hit em. Alma was the first to hit one far enough to break a window in the barn.

I quite like antiques. I like things that are old and the history they bring with them. I would rather fly to Morocco on an $800 ticket and buy a chair for $300 than spend $1,100 on one at Pottery Barn.

When you are new at sheep-raising and your ewe has a lamb, your impulse is to stay there and help it nurse and see to it and all. After a while you know that the best thing you can do is walk out of the barn.

Do I enjoy features? Yeah, I really do. Would I like to do some more features before I head to the barn? Yeah, probably. But I also love television. I love doing television because it's fast, and that I like a lot.

I guess the difference between Gin and me is that when Gin got shut in the barn she thought Edmond didn't love her anymore but because I could feel Edmond out there somewhere always loving me I didn't have to howl all night.

What? Was he raised in a barn? Didn’t he ever learn how to close a door? Amateur shape-shifters…No manners whatsoever.” – Sasha “Do we need to get you a Midol before we go?” – Sundown “I’m not that easy to soothe, cowboy. My peeves are on a cellular level.” – Sasha

The harsh truth is, most red-haired men look like blondes who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted out behind the barn. Yet that same pigmentation that on a man can resemble leaf mold or junkyard rust, a woman wears like a tiara of rubies.

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