I'm bananas over my wife.

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.

Misquoting drives me bananas.

Cybernetics is NOT the banana.

Bananas are my go-to breakfast.

Always take a banana to a party.

It's like a banana farm for guns!

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

This is America, not a banana republic.

We share half our genes with the banana.

I always have bananas with me for energy.

At my age, I dont even buy green bananas.

Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved.

Technology has the shelf life of a banana.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.

I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia.

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel.

Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Such a movement would cause the ACLU to go bananas!

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

I don't like bananas. I like to drive that point home.

I bet you can't eat ten bananas!" "I bet you're right.

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.

I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Isn't it interesting that eating a banana is somehow comical.

I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.

Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas.

I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain.

Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.

Frozen bananas pureed in the food processor make a great fake ice cream.

Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.

Me Grandad is 74 and he's football bananas, so me nan gets loads of grief.

Keep your energy levels high by adding bananas and egg whites to your diet.

Singing is my life, and I have to do it, or I'm going to go totally bananas.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

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