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I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.
Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody whose been through hair replacement surgery and tapped out early because it's too painful, you realize guys will do anything to maintain their sense of virility. They don't want to give up looking young.
