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Being bald is no fun.
Bald is the new black!
We're all born bald, baby.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.
I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.
Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.
A bald man driving a hybrid is a very sexy thing.
The bald look intimidates people. Short and nasty.
I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.
I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.
When I am stressed I pluck my beard, leaving bald patches.
I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?
You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?
You know, I'm an old man, and there's always parts for old bald guys.
Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.
Older men in my family - back to my grandpa - were basically completely bald.
In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.
It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.
That's just me and my own body issues - I think I'm fat and bald and old and ugly.
I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Women in my focus groups, they say a bald man is trustworthy. He has nothing to hide.
It amazes me. I'm just a fat, middle-aged, bald guy, but people still want to meet me.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
My whole career, I was pretty much bald. So, people just got to know me as being a bald guy.
I'm a bit biased with my love for Kyle Long. I would say he's the best bald guard in football.
I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.
Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.
The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!