Advent is not about a sentimental waiting for the Baby Jesus.

I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.

I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

Help them to learn songs of joy, instead of burn, baby, burn.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.

I hope by the time I'm 30 to have a husband and maybe a baby.

Baby Boomers becoming Republicans while Dems become outdated.

These are things they need to hear, baby. It's their history.

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

You can take art, you can have a baby, you can have a career.

Let's save all the children, save the babies, save the babies.

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.

You want to fly in jets, and I just want to fly" -Baby Carlyle

You flirt with old people and babies and everybody in between.

One thing you can't do with babies, you can't give them steak.

Speeches are like babies-easy to conceive but hard to deliver.

When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby.

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.

Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.

Do you want - do you want - do you want to dance with me baby?

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

If it were a retarded baby and a bright dog, I'd save the dog.

my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))

I'm not much of a baby freak - I like them when they're older.

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since.

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

My mom is my biggest fan. She's been a fan since I was a baby.

I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth.

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

I don't wanna dance, baby girl, it's like my legs is on strike.

Well, it's a Bloody Mary morning, my baby left without warning.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

I cried at my son's sports day, for God's sake. I'm a huge baby

It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang.

Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?

I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby.

The Olympics can no more lose money than a man can have a baby.

The way we care for our babies is how they experience our love.

This is what you get, Maura, for using your DNA to make a baby.

May you be ordinary, as the poet once wished the new-born baby.

I'm a big old egotistical baby and that's okay. I can accept it.

From 16 years old, I wanted to have a baby, that's all I wanted.

I just drink regular drip coffee, but I'm kind of a coffee baby.

It is an active flame that fliesFirst to the babies in the eyes.

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