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Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once.
Onscreen, babies and animals are my inspiration. They're so alive and there and not messed up in the head the way I am.
Have a baby, and you realize: The second you think you got sh-t figured out, you don't. It's the greatest wake-up call.
There are no words that can describe the euphoria you feel when your baby recognizes you for the first time and smiles.
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!
Life and death live and die in exactly the same spot, the body. It is from there that both babies and cancers are born.
I am constantly playing younger. I have a baby face. I'm only five-foot-one, so I am used to playing younger. I love it.
Baby, this town rips the bones from our back it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap. We got to get out while we're young.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
We all parent the best we can. Being human, we're ambivalent. We want perfection for our babies, but we also need sleep.
I'm so lost without you. Feeling lonely, scared & cold. I'm so lost without you. Tell me baby, when are you coming home?
You should see my baby pictures. My cheeks hung off my face like water balloons. You can imagine how often I was teased.
From the child of five to myself is but a step. But from the newborn baby to the child of five is an appalling distance.
Time to move on, time to get going. What lies ahead I have no way of knowing. But under my feet, baby, grass is growing.
Whenever anything important happens in America, they have to gold-plate it, like baby shoes. That way you can forget it.
Watching teething babies is like watching over a thermonuclear reactor-it is best done in shifts, by well-rested people.
When you're talking about fighting, as it is, with no rules, well then, baby you'd better train every part of your body!
Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious!
Great artists make the roads; good teachers and good companions can point them out. But there ain't no free rides, baby.
I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll be working longer.
I close my eyes and it's so real and all at once I know just what I feel - And baby it's the kind of rush that terrifies.
There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls.
We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight.
Remember all those times I swore I needed you? Well consider them lies because baby here I am without you and I survived.
Baby girl you need to stop it, all that pride and self esteem got you angry bout this girl I'm wit in all them magazines.
Get Julian Jackson in here baby!...Julian Jackson, winner take all baby, that's all I gotta say, winner take all! Arghhh!
Alix [ MacKenzie] had stopped teaching because we had a child and she stayed home to take care of the baby, and I taught.
I went down to my baby's house and I sit down on her steps. She said, now come on in now, you know, my husband just left.
When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our baby.
I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.
I'm just a wimpy baby. We almost called the band Forever Teens because I feel like we're all kind of permanently youthful.
There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you for your baby.
I can’t imagine it now, but I must’ve been innocent at some time in my life. A baby don’t just get itself born bad, do it?
Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
I want to raise my own baby. I don't want my baby crying for some other strange lady, some nanny. I am not down with that.
There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.
The baby, assailed by eyes, ears, nose, skin, and entrails at once, feels it all as one great blooming, buzzing confusion.
There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast.
That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]
I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture.
The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
A baby's feet, like sea-shells pink Might tempt, should heaven see meet, An angel's lips to kiss, we think, A baby's feet.
I would love to be considered Zen, but I'm not sure that I am. Maybe just with animals and babies and in tough situations.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Feelings of love and gratitude arise directly and spontaneously in the baby in response to the love and care of his mother.
Potential," I said, "doesn't mean a thing. You've got to do it. Almost every baby in a crib has more potential than I have.