Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.

I want a baby of my very own one day, but it seems that my being male is a BIIIIT of a problem.

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

I enjoy the old-fashioned idea of, like, His Girl Friday and Bringing Up Baby, those old movies.

The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies.

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby.

EWW. I'm at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breast feeding her baby with no coverup.

The joys of motherhood are not excessively apparent during the first few weeks of a baby's life.

My faith is a great weight hung on a small wire, as doth the spider hang her baby on a thin web.

Can you keep a secret?” “Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain’t nothing going to get out.

That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me ‘Baby,’ and it didn't occur to me to mind.

For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

I was born in Dallas, Texas, but I was raised in south Florida. Ice Ice Baby is about that area.

Lisa's baby was due about now. I've decided she had it and it was a girl. I've named her Rachel.

There's a reason women are pregnant for nine months; by the end, you're ready to have this baby.

There's really no point in having children if you're not going to be home enough to father them.

A baby nursing at a mother's breast... is an undeniable affirmation of our rootedness in nature.

Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.

Every time I call my baby and ask to get a date, my boss says, no dice son, you gotta work late.

Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform.

For whose sake did you live, for whose sake did you die? Forgive me, baby, for what I didn't do.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.

It's a hard place this world can be. No wonder a baby cries coming in to it. Tears from the start

My baby is amazing, even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him!

Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live.

I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

What Death protects can't be harmed and baby, you're the only thing I protect - Dank, Predestined

Liberty plucks justice by the nose; The baby beats the nurse, and quite athwart Goes all decorum.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

And he thinks that if his soul had a form, this is what it would be. A baby sleeping in his arms.

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!

Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.

If only we could have them back as babies today, now that we have some idea what to do with them.

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream.

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.

I started dancing before I could talk. Other babies learn to stand and then walk - I just danced.

I see a woman in the night with a baby in her hand, under an old street light near a garbage can.

Medicine is magical and magical is art, the boy in the bubble, and the baby with the baboon heart.

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes.

Baby bye Here's a fly, Let us watch him. you and I, How he crawls Up the walls Yet he never falls.

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

I hate being an actor, they dress you and put on your makeup and you just feel like a little baby.

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