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It does a man good to see his lady being brave while she has their baby... it inspires him.
The end of a thing, is never the end, something is always being born like a year of a baby.
Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.
When babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear.
Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son.
You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.
I'm at the point in my life when I'm ready to have a baby. Something real in a crazy world.
I'm not really a Sundance baby, but they helped me so much I feel I have to acknowledge it.
I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size.
Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!
If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby!
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.
You might as well say that the woman lies on top of the man when they are making the babies.
So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby.
The few things I’d sacrificed, or put on hold, to be with my husband and baby were worth it.
My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s.
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything.
Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
Some nights I sleep like a baby. Other nights it's, Oh God, I just came up with a bomb shot.
We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves.
I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby.
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one.
Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life.
I asked you, baby, If you understood- You told me that you didn't, But you thought you would.
Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.
It will take your breastfed baby an average of five to six months to double her birth weight.
Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.
Oh, baby. You have no idea what I’d do to get through those layers and down to the good stuff.
Biggest lesson I've ever had in life is that blues had a baby and they named it rock 'n' roll.
So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes, is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise?
I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Well now everything dies baby that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back.
If you can out last that discomfort! I guarantee you baby; on the other side of it is success.
I'm not religious. I do have a baby - a four-month old girl - and that's a religion in itself.
Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".
All you have to do is believe, baby, believe you're the best in the world and you'll get here.
When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love.
I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.
We're just not ready for the retirement of the Baby Boomers. And we'd better prepare for that.
If you were to survey celebrated women, with every step toward real success there came a baby.
You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.