You are the one. Solid the spaces lean on, envious. You are the baby in the barn.

I got reckless baby, put you in your place. Next time, maybe rearrange your face.

I'm a huge baby and horror films just terrify me, they're very effective with me.

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.

When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why?

It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Baby, your nothing but too much trouble. Gotta bury this love and bury the shovel.

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.

As everyone knows, nothing is sweeter than tiny baby fingers and chubby baby toes.

I always wanted to be historical, from almost a baby on, I felt that way about it.

I've been around for a very long time, I've been around since God had baby cheeks.

To change the world, you must first change yourself. And baby, that's hard enough.

I am very thankful and blessed to have a healthy and happy baby boy and baby mama.

I call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"!

Customary greeting to Chief Justice Warren E. Burger, What's shaking, chiefy baby?

I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!

They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby!

As a kid, I was the neighbourhood baby-sitter - very responsible, always in charge.

Baby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I'm in love with you.

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.

Photography's like this baby that needs to be fed all the time. It's always hungry.

My Chevrolet shines like a marble floor. Baby keep it raw, have you modeled before?

I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.

I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now.

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

Oh, what is young love! The urge of the race. A blaze that ends in babies or ashes.

When raindrops hit the tin roof it's crazy. That's a metaphor, did I lose you baby?

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free.

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

Of all nature's gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children?

I'm four months along, but I feel like I'm carrying the baby in my a--, it's so big.

The baby's life is never willfully destroyed because the mother's life is in danger.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles.

I went to see a shaman. He put his hands on me, and I cried like a baby for an hour.

To everyone who says this is wrong to feel like this say, 'I was born this way baby.

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it.

Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began.

It may take a village to raise a baby, but hell! it takes an army to produce a book.

We gotta get out while we're young, 'cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you.

I will never understand how a mother can kill her own baby and not get away with it.

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf.

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