I think in vitro is a miracle and it has given me my precious little baby boy.

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

If you want to be the best, baby, you've got to work harder than anybody else.

I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.

Take it off, baby, take it all off. I want you the way you came into the world.

It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay.

Inventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are rarely missed.

Crying babies are like good intentions: Both should be carried out immediately!

Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver.

I thought that once we were out of the baby stage, parenting would be a breeze.

Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!

Keep in mind, when you hit rock bottom, there ain't nowhere to go but up, baby.

Birthdays are ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask, "Que pasa, baby?

The simple man, baby, pays for the thrills, the bills, and the pills that kill.

You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born.

I love my baby like the finest wine, I'll stick with her until the end of time.

I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is.

Since having the babies, I realize that 90 percent of losing weight is my diet.

He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.

We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out.

Sometimes,' said Pooh, 'the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil!

The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.

Every time you turn on an electric light, you are making another brainless baby.

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?

I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby.

Aight baby show me the exact spot, meet me at Hoyt & Schemethorn at 3 on the dot

There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Because of the movies nobody will believe that it was babies who fought the war.

Having a baby is a disaster for your career. I don't think there's any sympathy.

A few months post-baby is not the easiest time to pull out your best yoga poses.

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.

Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything.

My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me.

Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.

Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

Can’t clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don’t punk out. Make it count.

I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.

I must have the sun and warmth. I need to be in the sun - I'm a true island baby.

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.

I have such a lovely life and I just never imagined that I would miscarry a baby.

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

Said 2,000 years of Christian history, baby And you ain't learned to love me yet?

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart.

I can't say unfortunately but sadly - I've got babies in more than one household.

I'm just stayin' humble, and true. It's good right now baby - staying' true baby.

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.

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