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My baby she's a long and lean, you mess with her you see a man get mean.
Serve you right if something did get you, you useless lot of cry-babies!
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
I want babies too," he said huskily. "Daughters as beautiful as you are.
Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.
I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
It never enters the lady's head that the wet-nurse's baby probably dies.
The cry of a baby is God's voice: never drive them away from the church!
Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.
Keep your baby eyes (which are the eyes of genius) on what we don't know
Where did you come from, baby dear? Out of the everywhere and into here.
Babies are not brought by storks and poets are not produced by workshops.
Ooh baby, baby, it's a wild world, it's hard just to get by upon a smile.
Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry.
Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby.
There's a thin line baby. A thing line between love and hate." -Cage York
Blood moon risin' in a sky of black dust, tell me baby, who do you trust?
Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?
You see, baby, after a glass or two of wine I’m inclined to extravagance.
Please don't let the illegal ivory trade orphan even more baby elephants.
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.
Anybody who has ever met a baby knows there is already a person in there.
As a startup CEO, I slept like a baby. I woke up every 2 hours and cried.
I'm hooked on my baby's love, there ain't nothing in the jug this strong.
Weight loss after pregnancy is safe but requires attention and guidelines
I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.
Playing as children means playing is the most serious thing in the world.
Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.
Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!
I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show.
Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely?'
When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.
Who said I can't wear my Converse With my dress, well baby That's just me!
We need the church as urgently as a starving baby needs his mother’s milk.
But in philosophy, sometimes the baby ought to go out with the bath water.
I don't watch television because I have a tiny baby daughter. I'm useless.
Baby, I ain't trash. Trash is something you throw away. My people keep me.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Heaven is laying in my sweet baby's arms, hell is when my baby's not here.
The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.
I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.
I had a planned C-section and I cried the entire day before I had the baby.
There are two victims in every abortion: a dead baby and a dead conscience.
The responses of the baby monkey are very similar to those of a human baby.
I'm as strong, strong as I can be, but ooh ooh ooh, baby you leave me weak.
This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.