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It's not the average people that come to my show.
I eat more vegetables than the average vegetarian.
People check their phone an average of 110x a day.
My exploits are nothing now to the average person.
The average is that which no person quite ever is.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Average people push great people out of a company.
The average human has one breast and one testicle.
Beds last on an average much longer than marriages.
Last time I checked, there is no 'Hall of Average.'
I'm an average person. Is just that I like reading.
God isn't really interested in our batting averages.
What I seek is the highest possible batting average.
Averages ... seduce us away from minute observation.
You are the average of your five closest associates.
We care little about what the average citizen thinks.
To be average is to be as near the bottom as the top.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.
Don't settle for average. You were made for greatness.
I think I'm a little more mature than the average guy.
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance.
The average person is allergic to the words of wisdom.
The tax system is stacked against the average taxpayer.
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
In reality, serial killers are of average intelligence.
Don't cross a river if it is four feet deep on average.
I believe I am more intelligent than the average person.
The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.
In real life there is no such person as the average man.
In social media marketing, average is no longer adequate.
For the average home-user, anti-virus software is a must.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
It's the law of averages: put in more, come out with more.
The average American is just like the child in the family.
Artists are on the average less happy than men of science.
The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.
My family is average. I didn't have a crazy life as a kid.
Fear, safety, and conformity make you mediocre and average
I've never professed to be anything but an average student.
People who go far don't sleep an average of 14 hours a day.
Hay fever suffers tend to be above average in intelligence.
Maybe I was little bit more aggressive than the average kid.
I'm not your average politician. I believe in higher forces.
The average man plays to the gallery of his own self-esteem.
You become the average of the five people you hang out with.
I'll watch golf while I work out. I'm your average golf fan.
For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.
I'm a cheap date! I don't do what the average these days so.
Don't leave it to the law of averages to make you break even.