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To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.
I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter.
You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody
Underneath the forms of fiction and poetry, you can bet your ass the ground comes from someone's actual life experience.
There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.
I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!
Instead of walking like you're limping, talking yang about me why don't you take your monkey ass and get a college degree?
If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the word was out.
I collaborate a little bit with different aspects of my own mind. I kick my own ass instead of kicking other people's asses.
But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.
It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own.
Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass.
After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.
The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.
I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere.
Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business.
If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them.
There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom.
If something's bugging my ass on any particular day, I'm probably going to say something about it, but I'm not going to go on a tirade.
I worked my ass off to earn what I have. You have to understand, not many people where I come from get to experience this kind of life.
Joan of Arc should be played as a "pain in the ass" and how do I know she was a "pain in the ass"? ... because they burn her at the end.
If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?
I'm a perfectionist. It's a big pain in the ass and it takes a lot of my time, but it really is going well and I have to do my own things.
The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over.
Never use jargon words like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass.
I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.
Honestly when you do it black and white, you really have to work your ass off. Because if you make it, make it good. Otherwise, don't pretend.
It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.
Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?
Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass.
I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.
He "wasn't used to being criticized, and he never did get it through his head that's what politics is all about. He was used to getting his ass kissed."
Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass.
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it.
There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.
Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity.
I feel more productive, mostly because I feel like my ass is on the line. Before I had kids, I would sit around, drink, I don't even know what I did with myself.
You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where the big laughs are, and how we're going to sell this.
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.
The Carpetbaggers was the first big money I made. Money gave me a lot of freedom, but no matter how much you make there's always somebody chasing your ass for more.
It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.
How much further can your head get up your ass that you're actually judging someone as a person based on their sexuality before you even have a conversation with them?
Every time I sit down with him, I know why he is who he is, and that's really cool. It's a great feeling. It sucks because I'm so not an ass-kisser, but he's George Lucas.
I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."